- Your face “freezes like that”.
- God hears Your honk, reaches down, moves offending car out of Your way.
- Pie in the face – HONK.
- You beep. Puppies appear on hood of car, and clean windshield by licking, which doesn’t really work.
- Passenger airbag deploys as driver-side ejector seat activates.
- Boils appear on any hand that honks.
- Neil Peart plays a 7-minute drum solo based on an assortment of honking devices that you provide.
- The kids say “Dammit!” before you do.
- CPR works. Resuscitated steering wheel stands up and walks away, leaving you speechless.
- Everybody around you is startled, stops, stares, makes you feel bad for subtracting from the Fabric of the Universe. 🙂
