Three Reasons You Should be Afraid of Spiders

I lectured my wife last night about irrational anxieties – she’s got some doozies.

First Reason You Should be Afraid of Spiders

You never know how fast they are going to run.

Second Reason You Should be Afraid of Spiders

You never know if they are the “jumping sort”.

Third Reason You Should be Afraid of Spiders

They hide on doorknobs.

For reference, the spider portrayed at the top of this post is “smiley”. Many times they act like that so you won’t be afraid, but you still should be.

😉

Image credit: Architetto from the Open Clip Art Library.