My Own Personal Fitness Test

Can you sit down on the floor without using your hands to get there?

How about this: Can you walk briskly up several flights of stairs without huffing and puffing?

How about this: Do you think you could run three miles, right now, if you were, say … being chased by wolves – without debating whether it would be better to just get eaten by wolves?

How about this: When was the last time you were STARVING? I mean, really really hungry, so that you felt like food was a critical element of your continued existence?

These are some of the elements of my own “personal fitness test”. I think we all have these sorts of measures – perhaps unconsciously – which we use to gauge how we generally feel. For many of us, it might just go so far as a vague feeling of “I have to get to the gym”. For me, I’ve always known when I had to “get to the gym” since these other tests of my personal fitness were already failing.

Note: I am not much of a gym-goer. I do go, but I much prefer other ways of staying in shape. For example, a regular home practice of Yoga, or bike-riding (year-round). Lately I go to the gym, though.

Here’s where I currently stand re: my personal measures of fitness:

  • I could easily sit down even if I were holding a bowling ball in each hand. (Okay – exaggerating a little, but my flexibility and balancing strength are generally always good enough for the sit-down-with-no-hands test.)
  • I can barely carry-on a conversation while walking slowly up the stairs. My aerobic efficiency is currently pretty low, and I don’t have very good “breath support”. Note: These are not “technical terms” – or at least I don’t think they are. 🙂
  • I would be eaten by the wolves. I wouldn’t really have a choice about it.
  • To me, currently, food is something I stuff in my face when I feel bored or tired. I can’t remember the last time I felt particularly hungry, and I could probably go for several weeks without shoving another morsel down my throat. I doubt my body is currently processing the food it gets very efficiently.

In other words, my own personal perception of my fitness is that it is not very good. Now, that is relative, since doctors and most standard measures of fitness would have me testing as above average fitness. But I’ve got my own standards – for this and for everything else about myself. And if I say I flunk fitness, then that’s the way it is.

Do you have a fitness test?

2 Replies to “My Own Personal Fitness Test”

  1. I can sit down onto the floor without using my hands because my hands are busy holding a bowl of ice cream. I got out of bed without groaning, ergo I am fit. I have lower standards than you. But I too have my own standards… working at home some one has to keep me in line and I do a pretty good job.

  2. Well, I’m a big fan of the “ice-cream as exercise” regime, and there are often times when the best thing for me is a nice pint of Ben & Jerry’s. But I think I am probably also more sensitive than a lot of people to what happens when I get too sedentary. I’m far from a fitness fanatic, but I always just feel like cr*p when I stop working out, even if it is just a little working out. Other people I know seem to not be affected so much by a sedentary lifestyle.

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