It’s been a long hard slog for me to learn about Pilates, and I swear sometimes I’m more confused about it than not. But here are some t-shirts that may clarify some of the concepts and goals. 🙂
- My core can beat-up your core
- My other car is a Cadillac
- Pilates teachers do it on the mat
- Pilates teachers do it with equipment
- Pilates teachers do it for YOUR benefit
- If God meant for us to do Pilates, he would have told a guy named Joseph to invent it
- I feel core-some
- It’s not just “that weird thing celebrities do to stay in shape” anymore
- It’s like doing good for the world, except the world is yourself
- I did the Hundred, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
Working Sandbox 
How about “If got meant for us to do Pilates it wouldn’t be named after the guy who killed Jesus?”
Yeah I’m a Jewish atheist but it was the first thing I thought of when I first saw Pilates written out.
and of course I meant gott not got. Yeah that’s it. I always say god in German.
The page never lets me sign in with Facebook.
Ah – good point!